The yokel at our local Cingular store told me at lunch that they can’t add authorized users at the stores and that I’d have to call Customer Service to take care of my request. I stopped short of asking Mr. Yokel if I was supposed to wave my power of attorney in front of the phone and have it magically appear in front of whomever I spoke with.

This is insane.

I turned around and left. I’ll just call them later and tell them I’m Capt. UberHusband. I tried to do things the “right” way but…Cingular…you have backed me into a corner and given me no choice.

Or…I could just have Capt. UberHusband call them during his 7 minutes of free time.