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I must be really dense…like flourless chocolate cake…to have never ever thought that “the boy” could be Walt.

Before I was so rudely interrupted at 8:56 p.m., I was transfixed…glued to my television wondering what the hoopla “in the last five minutes” would be about. I read that Lost was going to have one humdinger of a cliffhanger, and they most definitely did not disappoint.

But, after The Professor exploded trying to secure and transport the unstable dynamite at the beginning of the show I thought, “Man, this can’t get any better. That’s a fitting end to the season, and I am satisfied. How long until The Amber Frey Story?”

For me, it’s the subtle things about this show that just wring me up and toss me aside…like the final scene (with that damn score…can someone compose sadder music?), when they’re all boarding the plane, not even realizing they were coming into contact with people they’d have to share their lives with and…hide their secrets.

I was a wreck. Worse than Danielle, if you can believe it.

And Hurley…ironic that the one lucky thing that happens to him ends up being the least lucky…or so you would think.

So, what’s in the hatch? My guess is Bahston Rahb & Ambuh…and the two of them will let everyone know at the beginning of next season that they’ve all been taking part in a Big Brother-esque reality show, slated to be on CBS’s Fall schedule for the 2006-2007 season! We’ll spend the rest of Season Two watching Rahb & Ambuh try to save their hides running from the new “others” while SuperNanny Jo counsels Michael on how if he had only been a more involved father (Hey…what was up with the “This wasn’t in the plan” comment to his mom on the phone), Captain Ahab wouldn’t have stolen his kid and headed off to a perfect storm. I keep thinking now there has to be some sort of additional relevance to the “Beyond The Sea” song.

Mmm hmm. It’s going to be a long summer. But…heh heh…I have convinced my mom to start watching the reruns of Lost over the summer, pulling her deeper into my evil web of television. Mwa ha ha…