It’s no big secret that over the last couple of months, I’ve developed a serious dislike for Tom Cruise. He used to be so hot and so cute and so…so. Now though, blech.

This weekend, Capt. UberHusband and I were watching Tom belittle Matt Lauer in a rebroadcast of that horrific interview regarding Brooke Shields, antidepressants and the science of psychiatry as little more than legalized witchcraft. Ironic, since we were about to go see Bewitched, starring the ex-Mrs. Tom Cruise.

We’ve all seen the interview, so I won’t go into the play-by-play, but I just have to ask…Tom…when exactly did you have the time to become the All-Knowing God Of All Things Psychiatric, when it’s pretty obvious all you’ve been doing for the last few months is, well, Katie? Download a lot of books to your iPod?

And…Tom used the word “glib.” I laughed out loud when I heard that. “Oh Matt, you’re so glib.”

Excuse me…I need to go take my meds.