p>I was walking through the living room a few minutes ago, and caught this exchange from the 2002 episode of ER (Prime time in the daytime! On TNT!) titled, “Brothers and Sisters.”

It just struck me as amusing…wouldn’t this have made a fabulous prime time mad lib?

{Dr. Romano is following Dr. Weaver with a study in his hand, flipping the pages back and forth.}

Dr. Romano: Did you know, that lesbians have a higher risk of breast, cervical and ovarian cancers because they are less likely to have children by age 30, if at all?

Dr. Kerry “Lesbian” Weaver: Is that so.
Dr. Romano: Yeah! Lesbians are less likely to seek health care because of discomfort of “coming out” to health care providers.
Kerry: Why are you telling me this?

Dr. Romano: LESbians are also less likely to get routine gynecological services, which means later detection of these cancers.
Kerry: Robert.
Dr. Romano: Huh?
Kerry: Do you have to keep saying that?

Dr. Romano: What, lesbians? I’m just reading what it says. {flipping pages}
Kerry: Don’t.
Dr. Romano: I can’t help it. Kerry…this gets me excited…you wanna know why? Because this…smells like money. Your sisters are under-serviced, and we can fix that.