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So I went to Lowe’s this morning to get a masonry drill bit. I walk in with my anchor, so I can get the right drill bit, and walk up to this decrepit old man wearing a Lowe’s name tag in the Tools section.

Snarky: Hi! I need some help. I’m looking for a masonry drill bit that will drill a hole to fit this anchor. {shows him the anchor}
Decrepit Old Man: Do you have a drill?
Snarky: {pause} Um, yes. Why would I ask for a drill bit if I didn’t have a drill?
Decrepit Old Man: {pause} Right over here.

I guess I should be grateful he didn’t call me “little lady.” I can’t help but be amused at the fact that had Capt. UberHusband gone in and made the same statement, he wouldn’t have been asked if he had a drill.

I’m just sayin’.