Snarkwife’s Top Ten Ways She Knows It’s Been A Long Time Since She Blogged

10. She just found out today that a new version of WordPress was released 40 days ago.
9. The last time she blogged, she was enjoying her Christmas tree and now, she’s enjoying the blooming tulips and daffodils in her neighbor’s yard.
8. She’s totally used to writing 2006 on her checks.
7. She has started actually communicating with friends and family, instead of just saying, “Didn’t you see my blog post about that?”

6. She engages in snarky repartee with her dogs during Grey’s Anatomy and The O.C.
5. Spider solitaire has gotten soooooooooooooooo easy to win.
4. She can’t come up with a #4 for this list.
3. People don’t seem nearly as stupid when she doesn’t write about them all day long, and that can’t possibly be accurate.

2. Capt. UberHusband says he misses her blog posts.

And…the #1 way she knows it has been a long time since she’s blogged…

Her deployment countdown calendar is now at 85 days.