Once again, the Army needs to add one more parameter to it’s database search query:

WHERE soldier.status = ‘already involuntarily mobilized, so don’t threaten him/her with involuntary mobilization’

USCENTCOM has a unique opportunity to fill several command requirements for IMA positions and tours. These tours are located in beautiful Tampa, Florida – at the award-winning MacDill Air Force Base. A database search has indicated that as an IRR soldier, you are available for voluntary and involuntary mobilization and might be interested in one of these select assignments.

If you are interested in an IMA position or tours at USCENTCOM please respond to this email NLT 28 February. We seek to match military, as well as civilian skills in filling our positions.

Please keep in mind that as an IRR soldier, you can be involuntarily mobilized and sent to wherever the army has a need. Currently, that is primarily Iraq, Afghanistan, Kuwait, and Horn of Africa. Although many of you may wish to be deployed, some of you may prefer to perform duty in Tampa.

We provide first rate corporate housing in Tampa and full per diem.

If you are interested please contact MAJ McMajor as soon as possible.

Thank you.

Capt. UberHusband’s comments: “I want to write back and let her know that I am more than aware that I can be involuntarily mobilized, and I would be more than happy to leave Iraq to visit lovely award winning Tampa.”