“The Marianos have now signed with Fox Reality to star in the network’s first original docudrama series, The Rob and Amber Project.

The network has ordered 10 half-hour episodes of the show, which will follow the couple to Las Vegas, where Rob will try to become a professional gambler and Amber will try to support him in the venture.”

For pete’s sake! Haven’t Bahston Rahb and Ambuh of the Smokin’ Ass learned anything from the last couple of years?

Now see, VH1, Food Network, Spike and The Golf Channel have all been courting Capt. UberHusband and I for the last couple of years to star in a reality series…but we keep declining because we just value our marriage too much.

Actually, that’s not true…we’re holding out for The Amazing Race because apparently, no matter how much your relationship might suck, you’ll still be together long after the show has ended!