26 Oct
Received via email from my friend Kevin this morning…
The Top 20 Little-Known Terrorist Organizations
20. Al Quesadilla — fighting for Mexican cheese appetizers
19. B.R.A. (Banana Republican Army) — khaki-wearing freedom fighting yuppies
18. International House of Paramilitarism — No attacks before breakfast!
17. Al Shamu — whales fighting for liberation of their Seaworld-captive brethren
16. Ku Klutz Klan — clumsy cross-burning rednecks
15. Kabob-aloos — Cuban freedom fighters armed only with skewers
14. The IRAs — little nebbish guys who annoy the hell out of people, with pants hiked high to conceal their Glocks
13. El McPherson — band of crazed-from-hunger Supermodels
12. The Moulin Rouge — French Communist song and dance troupe
11. The Spanish Imposition — Your Tia Josephina comes for a visit, stays for a month, and lounges around all day watching Spanish soap operas with the TV volume blasting.
10. Al Kato — freeloading houseguests who move in and eat all your food
9. The Talibananarama — spreading the message of bad British ’80s dance music
8. Hamina-hamina-hamas — freedom fighters for Jackie Gleason
7. Balsamic Jihad — fundamentalist food critics
6. “Weird Al” Qaeda — attacking the capitalist, American government by spreading their revolutionary message in the form of a rousing polka medley
5. The Black Pansies — black-gloved horticulturists
4. Yeehaw Jihad — “The Cowboys of Chaos”
3. Al Ro’ker — eighty percent chance of a Rain of Terror!
2. Falun Bong — Uhm… hey, man, what are we fighting again?
and Topfive.com’s Number 1 Little-Known Terrorist Organization…
1. Pujafudin-Pujafudout — spreading the terror that is the Hokey Pokey