Received via email from my friend Kevin this morning…

The Top 20 Little-Known Terrorist Organizations

20. Al Quesadilla — fighting for Mexican cheese appetizers

19. B.R.A. (Banana Republican Army) — khaki-wearing freedom fighting yuppies

18. International House of Paramilitarism — No attacks before breakfast!

17. Al Shamu — whales fighting for liberation of their Seaworld-captive brethren

16. Ku Klutz Klan — clumsy cross-burning rednecks

15. Kabob-aloos — Cuban freedom fighters armed only with skewers

14. The IRAs — little nebbish guys who annoy the hell out of people, with pants hiked high to conceal their Glocks

13. El McPherson — band of crazed-from-hunger Supermodels

12. The Moulin Rouge — French Communist song and dance troupe

11. The Spanish Imposition — Your Tia Josephina comes for a visit, stays for a month, and lounges around all day watching Spanish soap operas with the TV volume blasting.

10. Al Kato — freeloading houseguests who move in and eat all your food

9. The Talibananarama — spreading the message of bad British ’80s dance music

8. Hamina-hamina-hamas — freedom fighters for Jackie Gleason

7. Balsamic Jihad — fundamentalist food critics

6. “Weird Al” Qaeda — attacking the capitalist, American government by spreading their revolutionary message in the form of a rousing polka medley

5. The Black Pansies — black-gloved horticulturists

4. Yeehaw Jihad — “The Cowboys of Chaos”

3. Al Ro’ker — eighty percent chance of a Rain of Terror!

2. Falun Bong — Uhm… hey, man, what are we fighting again?

and Topfive.com’s Number 1 Little-Known Terrorist Organization…

1. Pujafudin-Pujafudout — spreading the terror that is the Hokey Pokey