Snarkwife’s Holiday Shopping Guide 11/20

Written on November 20, 2006 – 1:03 pm | by Stacy |

Look! Rachael Ray has a holiday CD!

It includes such hits as:

  • I Saw Mommy Kissing Paula Deen
  • All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Santoku Knives
  • Bacon-Wrapped Christmas
  • Jingle Sammies
  • Giada, Did You Know?
  • The Thirty Minutes of Christmas

Just kidding…it’s a compilation CD. I know ya’ll are breathing just as big a sigh of relief as I did, that she didn’t go all Kathie Lee on us.

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  1. 5 Responses to “Snarkwife’s Holiday Shopping Guide 11/20”

  2. By ali on Nov 20, 2006 | Reply

    every time i see Rachael Ray i want to punch her in the face a little bit.
    please don’t buy me this for christmas :)

  3. By Kevin Donahue on Nov 20, 2006 | Reply

    What doesn’t Rachel Ray have her name on?

  4. By Anna Banana on Nov 20, 2006 | Reply

    Haha! I like Jingle Sammies…

  5. By Tara on Nov 20, 2006 | Reply

    ooh, Rachel Ray,, she’s just popping up everywhere lately. In the grocery store I noticed that she’s now on boxes of crackers. That woman is a gold mine,, at least till the next cutsie spitfire chef comes along. Yum-O!

  6. By Rose on Nov 21, 2006 | Reply

    Andie and I made up a drinking game — well, Andie made up a drinking game — based on Rachael Ray.

    It’ll get you smashed in 30 minutes.

    I like her less every day.

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