Let’s play a game…since it’s Friday, and I still have 23 Mad Libs-a-day on my 2006 calendar. Post your “word” in the comments section…in order. So, if you’re the first one to comment, give a Celebrity name…and so forth. Once we’re done, I’ll post the story.

CU provided the last word (as always, heh), so here we go…

Good Excuses

Dear Math Teacher,

I was driving Kevin Federline/Patrick Dempsey to school when the shoes failed and my car crashed into a kidney. By the time the tow bamboo arrived and the gnarly mechanic skipped the coffee, he/she had missed your festering class.

Good work! What do you say? Want to get together and do this again sometime?