I watched last Thursday’s Grey’s Anatomy again, because last season I watched every episode six times and this season…well this season, I only watch them once. I’m realizing I’m missing out on so much.

Like, for example, the huge pink-elephant-in-the-room reason why Callie can not possibly accept George’s marriage proposal: if she chose to relinquish her maiden name, she would be Callie O’Malley. By galley.

That just can’t happen. It’s all way too Julia Guglia.