American Idol is always good for some lively conversation…

Stacy
8:06 PM OMG…what was that “dirt off the shoulder” thing? They bleeped Paula and her mouth was too covered up for me to see!

Rose
8:06 PMI think she said, “It means f*&k off.”

Stacy
8:07 PM ahhhhh
8:07 PM okay
8:07 PM i figured that
8:07 PM thank yewwww
8:08 PM i liked that jack osborne guy

Rose
 8:08 PM I was just going to say that!

Stacy
 8:08 PM !!!!!

Rose
 8:08 PM I liked him very much.
8:08 PM and
8:08 PM WHY
8:08 PM DOES EVERY SEASON
8:08 PM HAVE TO HAVE
8:08 PM DUMB BLONDE HILLBILLY GIRL WHO CAN MOSTLY SING


Stacy
 8:08 PM ahaha

Rose
 8:09 PM WAY-uhl, ah lee-yuv with mah daddy ay-und mah graynd-ma
8:09 PM “why is he paralyzed?”

Stacy
 8:09 PM ah have one leg, and my daddy shot my momma and mah momma shot mah daddy and now he’s disablecapped

Rose
 8:09 PM Oh, hee shot hisself in thuh FAY-uce.
8:09 PM rayght cheer *points to throat*
8:09 PM i mean, sad story, okay
8:09 PM but
8:10 PM “My dad is a stupid hillbilly mountain man who tried to blow his own head off so now he’s paralyzed”
8:10 PM “oh”
8:10 PM “that’s so sad”

Stacy
 8:10 PM wait a minute…didn’t I hear something about someone shooting both of them?
8:10 PM or did ah misunderstand
8:10 PM ?

Rose
 8:10 PM I thought she said that he walked in on her f*&king another gu7y
8:10 PM whoops, I said f*&k
8:10 PM lol

Stacy
 8:10 PM another guy???
8:10 PM a guy bleeping another guy

Rose
 8:10 PM She said that he walked in on his wife, her stepmom, while she was cheating on him
8:10 PM and was so upset he shot himself

Stacy
 8:10 PM okay
8:10 PM got it
8:11 PM but he shot hisself in the neck

Rose
 8:11 PM and pointed at basically his throat, or neck

Stacy
 8:11 PM and now hisself is paralyzed
8:11 PM nice

Rose
 8:11 PM so he probably put the gun under his chin and instead of shooting up into his BRAY-uns, he done shot hisself through his SPAY-nul COW-urd.

Stacy
 8:11 PM AHAHAHAHAAAA
8:11 PM Jesus
8:11 PM you know

Rose
 8:12 PM People that make two syllable words out of one syllable words shouldn’t be allowed on television
8:12 PM except for paula deen

Stacy
 8:12 PM My marital partner, he has kin in North Carolina
8:12 PM ahahahahaaaa

Rose
 8:12 PM kin

Stacy
 8:12 PM I heart Paula

Rose
 8:12 PM I love her too

Stacy
 8:12 PM None of his kin talks lahk that
8:12 PM actually

Rose
 8:12 PM ahahahahaha

Stacy
 8:12 PM his sister sort of does

Rose
 8:12 PM I love Paula Deen

Stacy
 8:12 PM but she would never wear a shirt that says “Blue Eyed Bombshell”

Rose
 8:12 PM but she does the two syllable word thing

Stacy
 8:13 PM When I flew to Savannah to meet CU…that race to the finish
8:13 PM the woman who sat in the seat in front of me sounded just LAHK Paula Deen
8:13 PM on the plane

Rose
 8:13 PM “well” = “way-uhl”
“down” = “die-own”
8:13 PM hahahaha
8:14 PM In older southern belles, it’s endearing.
8:14 PM In blonde haired Kellie Picklers, it’s annoying.

Stacy
 8:14 PM Okay, I really think this is the funniest IM string I’ve ever seen

Rose
 8:14 PM Feel free to blog me.

Stacy
 8:14 PM ahahahaaaaa
8:14 PM I think I might just do that

Rose
 8:14 PM ahahahahahah
8:15 PM I’m like a ninja
8:15 PM NINJA
8:15 PM (or is that nee-un-juh?)

Stacy
 8:15 PM nee-un-h=juh
8:15 PM christ
8:16 PM what am I writing?
8:16 PM nee minus un minus h equals juh

Rose
 8:16 PM you know you wanna be the next american idol hillbilly

Stacy
 8:16 PM sheeeeeeeet
8:16 PM have you been drinking?

Rose
 8:16 PM Not a sip. I just took a one hour break from work to watch Idol.

Stacy
 8:16 PM damn

Rose
 8:16 PM This is pure caffeinated goodness, baby.

Stacy
 8:16 PM then I feel really sad and pathetic

Rose
 8:17 PM Naw, don’t. If I weren’t behind on translating I’d be half a bottle in by now. LOL

Stacy
8:17 PM ahahaha
8:17 PM okay
8:17 PM well, I will definitely blog this
8:17 PM because it’s funny as hell
8:17 PM {brushes off dirt on shoulder}

Rose
 8:17 PM ahahahahaHAHAHAHA
8:17 PM If you blog it, I will refer it.

Stacy
 8:18 PM okay…yer on, shucky darn

Rose
8:18 PM yeehaw!
8:18 PM Y’all can slap my ass and call me Sally.

Stacy
8:19 PM I’d rather sal your ass and call you Sappy