So, I had this dream last night…Matt Saracen and Julie Taylor were newlyweds, and were participating in some reality show for just-married folks…So You Think You Can Dance Like A Newlywed Idol. Heck, I don’t know.

Anyway, they hired me to help them with their dance routine (yeah, I have no idea about that one, either) – so we did…at some random neighborhood park at like, 2 in the morning. Matt wasn’t that bad of a dancer, if I recall.

My dream then cuts to me sitting on my couch, reading a book. When I look up at the TV, I see literally, the last two seconds of Matt & Julie’s routine on SYTYCDLANI and am absolutely crushed, because I didn’t get to see the whole thing. Rather than sit there and see how they were judged though, I rushed off to my computer to try to find their performance on YouTube.

The moral of the story? Don’t watch Friday Night Lights, then American Idol. I think the newlywed aspect of the dream came from watching that one couple last night from Compton talk about how they were going to get married. You remember the chick…”I’m goin’ dowwwwwwnnnnn…I’m goin’ dowwwwwnnnnn…”

Thank goodness there wasn’t anything good on after AI last night…who knows where else that dream would have gone.