Rule #1: When Sneaking Around A Research Lab After Hours, Always Turn Your Cell Phone Off

Written on February 8, 2007 – 11:47 am | by Stacy |

CU and I were watching Lost last night, and have decided since the show has taken a definite downturn, TPTB at ABC need to take Kate & Sawyer and spin them off into their own show where all they do is shoot (poorly) at people, kick them, whack them in the head with the butt of a gun and engage in other forms of hand-to-hand combat. Seriously. With both of them being all dirty and disheveled and hair all over the place…the editing sure did make them look like a fierce team. Kate was the fiercer of the two, though.

I had such high hopes for last night’s episode and, although some questions were subtly answered (unless I was the only one who didn’t know Ben was Alex’s dad which would make Ben…oh heck, I don’t know…), others were raised…like…Juliet’s sister was impregnated by a male mouse? Oh wait, that can’t be right.

Maybe…Juliet’s sister died in childbirth, so the daughter was turned over to the Happy Oregonians, where she was raised by Ben and Rousseau and spent her childhood happily editing brainwashing propaganda media. I also suspect this is how Locke wound up in a wheelchair…Juliet and the Happy Oregonians tried to impregnate him and it didn’t quite work out.

We did cheer though, when Juliet’s imprisoning ex was hit by The Bus. It’s like “they” know and “they” have power. All together now…wooooooooooo! {wiggling fingers all scary-like}. And, funny how the Miami beach area looks just like Waikiki! Heh.

And, what’s with people coming out of anesthesia mid-surgery on ABC these days? First Grey’s last week, then Lost this week. I get Jack’s not an anesthesiologist, but conventional wisdom would tell you to err on the side of more sleepy juice versus less.

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