To The Heart And Mind, Ignorance Is Kind

Come on…”Careless Whisper”? Really? Urgh. Dude…what were you thinking? You know, the lack of shoes wouldn’t have been so bad had he at least bought a new shirt and pair of pants for his live TV debut.

Other guys who need to leave American Idol in the very near future…

AJ Tabaldo, if only because the whole AJ/RJ/EJ name thing went out in season one.

Sanjaya Malakar, because he’s running with a group of big dawgs who are like, on average, thirty years older than him. And his hair is just too flowy.

Chris Sligh performed about as I expected, but it was Chris Richardson who actually had the balls to take a risk and sing an Edwin McCain Gavin DeGraw song. It’s kind of like The Amazing Race…after a few seasons, competitors should be able to figure out what strategies help and which hinder.

  1. Singing a song which doesn’t fall under the heading, “saccharine & safe” >> help
  2. Knowing how to drive a stick-shift >> help
  3. Cracking jokes about Simon, Il Divo and Teletubbies: help
  4. Singing “Careless Whisper” >> hinder

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I was surprised that the judges like Mr Beatboxer Blake Lewis. I thought all of the guys played it WAYYY too safe last night. And did you notice that Paula’s face looked puffy?

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i know. the husband and i were hanging out heads in shame saying “have none of them ever watched a single season of american idol?”

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I did notice Paula’s face looked weird…CU thought it was because her hair looked puffy.

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Paula’s hair was totally weird. But dude, Chris’ crack about Il Divo and the Teletubbies was TOTALLY worth it for the look on Simon’s face. It was priceless.

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Chris Sligh and his humor is already old. I liked him in auditions. I liked him in Hollywood. Now, it’s borderline hatred. I HATE when the contestants talk back to Simon and I HATE that Ryan Seacrest encourages it!

Thank goodness the girls were 10 times better than the guys and their snoozefest.






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