So now that the Anna Nicole Smith hoopla is dead and buried…and Britney’s on lockdown…and Elizabeth Hurley is finishing up her round-the-world, seven-weddings-in-seven-countries tour (how very Pamela Anderson), we can all get down to the very serious business of March Madness.

Sadly, my beloved UCSB Gauchos fell hard to UC Irvine in the Big West Tournament, so with those 16-seed hopes dashed I can now turn my attention from that other tourney to the one that really matters…Celebrity March Madness over at Fafarazzi!

I have to say, I was pleased to get back over to Fafarazzi and start working on my bracket, because the NCAA Tournament has really boring sections like “East Rutherford” and…”San Antonio”. I can’t help but think the NCAA would be better served to engage itself with fact-based, rather than geography-based sections. For instance, how about…”Mentally Unstable Coaches” or “Schools You Applied To, But Didn’t Get Into” or…”Lousy Fight Songs”?

But, I digress. As I was working on my bracket…I found myself torn, as you would expect, between Cameron Diaz and Tara Reid…the 8 and 9 seeds. Man, you could so go either way with those two. Heh…I bet that would score some serious Fafa points!

Or, what about a big upset? Like…K-Fed versus Becks…what if Posh shaved her head, ran around naked in the streets of LA and then wound up at Promises, too? Who would get more coverage for their visits to see their wife/ex-wife/babies’ momma?

Whatever strategery you choose…just remember, there are only so many adoptable babies/championships in the world…Angelina/Duke can’t possibly take them all.