Sanjaya Doesn’t Know Why He Came Here Tonight
Author: Stacy9 Mar
Loved that line during “Stuck In The Middle With You”…because it was almost like the performance arrangers knew he wasn’t going home, but wanted to give us all some hope that he would.
Having said that…when Sundance Head is sent home because 17-year old girls around America seem to find something attractive about Sanjaya…you know I will chime in. I’m not Sundance’s biggest fan, and I’m sure Sanjaya is a perfectly nice kid but to quote, well, everyone…American Idol is a singing competition (no, really…I swear it is), and that kid just can’t sing. He wasn’t bad in the auditions but somewhere over the past few weeks, he’s ironed his hair and turned into a hula dancing Michael Jackson. I just can’t see that selling out concert venues.
When reliving Great Moments In American Idol History though, Sanjaya joins a long list of finalists (I was going to use the term “performers”, but that wasn’t entirely accurate) who made me scratch my head so hard and so often, I’m surprised I didn’t break skin.
For example…Anthony Federov, John Stevens and Kevin Covais…just to name a few.
Reminds me of that old Margaret Cho joke…about how women always travel in groups of three: “There’s the smart one, the pretty one…and then there’s the ho. Look around…which one are you?” America…we have your 12 finalists…the Great Ones, the Yellers…and then there are the Head Scratchers. I couldn’t use the “ho” reference, since Antonella Barba went home last night. Oh…snap!
And…speaking of head scratchers…why on Earth are Phil Stacey and his wacky sidekick, Knitted Cap, still around?
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6 Responses for "Sanjaya Doesn’t Know Why He Came Here Tonight"
I usually don’t watch until the get down to the last 10 or so. I just ache too much when I watch the auditions and there are just too many other things I would rather watch. All can say regarding freak boy is:
http://www.votefortheworst.com
Blame them.
Sanjaya reminds me of… vagina. And yes, I know I sound like I am 5. But it does.
So, speaking of vagina…did you hear about this?
Good line on the ‘didn’t say ho’ ROTFLOL.
FWIW, Sundance was VFTW’s pick going into this week, along with Antonella, and they both went home. Sanjaya is their NEW pick.
I would not put Anthony Fedorov on that list. If he was as bad as Sanjaya he would not get a leading role in the off-Broadway musical. And he would not have a regular gig singing National Anthem at Madison Square Garden in NYC, among his other numerous appearances since AI.
I never said he was “as bad as Sanjaya”…I wrote, and I quote, “Sanjaya joins a long list of finalists (I was going to use the term “performersâ€, but that wasn’t entirely accurate) who made me scratch my head so hard and so often, I’m surprised I didn’t break skin. For example…Anthony Federov, John Stevens and Kevin Covais…just to name a few.”
But come on…a regular gig singing the National Anthem isn’t exactly a record deal, now is it?