Oh, my. By the time Diana Ross finished singing the chorus to “More Today Than Yesterday” for the 63rd time on American Idol last night, I was wondering if I could vote her off. Dude. Dawg…it was pitchy…and weird. And I didn’t like the Wizard of Oz red platforms she was wearing. Other than that, she looked beautiful and she’s a wonderful spirit and I’m sure she’ll go far in her career.

I was still reeling from that performance when my homeboy John Stevens Kevin Covais Sanjaya got yet another another stay of execution. No joke…he’s going at least to the final six. I can completely see Gina “I’VE GOT BRASS…IN POCKET…AND I’M SHOUTING…TO MY LOVE CHILD” Glockson and Haley “How long until Katherine McPhee theme night?” Scarnato heading out first.

Last night as the show started, I was telling CU I was thankful we hadn’t gotten to the point in the season where the poor finalists were subjected to doing those awkward Ford Focus commercials. For some reason, I thought they waited until they only had enough people to put into two cars…which by my standards, would be eight. Guess “they” were thinking six to a car.

I flipped over to Lost at the tail-end of AI, so I didn’t hear what next week’s theme was…or if Ryan said anything about it at all. Is it Katherine McPhee week? Please tell me it is, because I really need to see more young women slithering around on the stage singing “Black Horse and a Cherry Tree.”