The Ides Of Lost: So, a rather satisfying conclusion to one of Lost’s “mysteries” was revealed last night…do the Others really have contact with the “real world”? The answer is an emphatic “You betcha!” because, how else could you explain Claire’s cute ‘n swingy bangs unless someone had slipped her the latest issue of In Style?

At Least It’s Not David Silver’s Baby…Or God Forbid, Ray Pruitt’s: Tori Spelling and her husband gave birth to a baby boy on Tuesday, naming him Liam Aaron Spelling. Sadly, whether this little boy likes it or not, he’ll get Candy when he goes to Grandma’s.

And Lame-o Was It’s Name-o: ABC’s bringing bingo to your Friday night lineup this summer. I think Seth & Summer were on the right path with Briefcase or no Briefcase. But, they’re gone now so…you get bingo. You’ve been duly warned. Make sure you have something else to do on Friday nights.

Great Moments in Parenting: I just had to share this, from my trip to Target at lunchtime. I was buying cards and came around the corner to hear a screeching little girl (probably about two). Her mom says, “Do you want a bracelet?” Wails of displeasure. “A necklace?” More yelling. “Well then Trinity, what do I have to buy you to make you be quiet?” I was stumped. What do you think you could buy to quiet a screaming toddler?