12 Bachelorettes Remain. Who Will Be Eliminated…Next?
Author: Stacy10 Apr
I’ve decided my new Favorite Thing To Do is watch The Bachelor: Incoming! with Capt. UberHusband. He is, without a doubt, the funniest person I know…as I can always count on him to say things like this:
While bachelorettes are wandering around in bikinis, drinking mimosas: “Take off your tops. I want to give you physicals.”
When Stephanie from South Carolina arrived at the yacht for her one-on-one date: “Wait until she finds out that isn’t really his boat.”
In reaction to some chick’s comment about how every guy wants to date a virgin: “No they don’t. No guy wants to date a virgin.”
During the Rose Ceremony’s meet-n-greet: “What on Earth is LT Andy drinking?” Oh wait…maybe that was me.
We did come up with a couple of new “twists” for next season. In the second episode, the Bachelor gets to give one bachelorette a special rose…a non-red rose. We’ll call it…the Fast Forward Rose.
The bachelorette who receives this rose gets to bypass all remaining tasks and go straight to the Final Two. CU thought that, in order to get the Fast Forward Rose, the bachelorette should have to do something extraordinary…like shaving LT Andy’s body. I opined LT Andy’s body was already probably pretty much shaved (come on, he’s a swimmer), but offered up cleaning out the hot tub as an alternative.
In addition, beginning with the first Rose Ceremony, the bachelorette picked last will incur a 30-minute penalty during the next Rose Ceremony…that’s right…she’ll have to wait 30 minutes after everyone else starts drinking to begin drinking herself.
And, how awesome would it be to kick Chris Harrison off the show and have Phil Keoghan host?
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2 Responses for "12 Bachelorettes Remain. Who Will Be Eliminated…Next?"
Hey Stacy, I don’t even watch “The Bachelor,” but your comments (and CU’s) *almost* make me want to check it out!
They’d have to get Phil, though, as host. Maybe Mirna and Charla could be contestants? (Although I’m having a horrible auditory hallucination of Mirna yelling in her weird accent something like “me love you long time.”)
Hahahaha! I hadn’t really watched The Bachelor in eons until this season…but it’s actually…quasi-entertaining…in a strange Sanjaya/Billy Ray Cyrus sort of way.