Poor (and I meant that in a totally non-economic), victimized Al Sharpton & Jesse Jackson drive me absolutely buggy. Wide-eyed, bulging eyeball, spinning-circles-in-my-eyes buggy.

It never ceases to amaze me how if a white person says something “offensive”, he’s strung up and beaten like a pinata (no offense to any Hispanic readers, of course)…but if a black person does the exact same thing…for some reason society is obligated to turn a cheek and pretend it never happened. Remember the “George Bush hates black people” comment?

Then again…Isaiah Washington was sent to “rehab” for his anti-gay “slur”…but no one hauled him onto Good Morning America to demand his resignation from Grey’s Anatomy…oh no, they gave him an award, instead!

Granted, what Don Imus said was tacky, and thoughtless…but come on…let’s talk about intent. Suffice it to say, I’m well-educated in the difference between saying something inappropriate as a passing barb, and being on the receiving end of intentionally rude and calculatedly thoughtless comments which were designed and aimed precisely to stab me in the heart and soul. So…I know that of which I speak…and Don’s category is the former.

Now, is it appropriate to suspend Don Imus for a couple of weeks? Yes, and Mr. Imus said as much this morning on his show. But fire him? The fact that our society has become so weenie-ish that our only response to hearing something we find offensive is either litigation or a demand for employment termination is just…absurd.

GAAAAH…there’s nothing I loathe more in this world than hypocrisy. That’s why I want to throttle Mirna every Sunday night.

Oh…now Jesse Jackson is calling for thorough psychoanalysis for the ladies on the Rutgers basketball team, to find out how Don Imus’s racially-charged and demeaning remarks will affect them long-term. Really? Dr. Laura calls childfree-by-choice people like me selfish and a disgrace to womanhood all the time…I think I need counseling to get over the venemous comments of a woman with whom I have no personal connection whatsoever, nor does she float around in my general circle of existence. While we’re at it, let’s get her fired from her job. What the hell.

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