card, my: Paper status symbol that is the subject of bizarre corporate pornography with fixations centering on variations in card stock, font, printing, etc.; often distributed indiscriminately at restaurants and funerals; forum for some of the most inspired work ever executed by employees, who get "creative" with their job titles while still managing not to lie, e.g., the photocopy repair guy becomes Junior Technical Operative, or a meaningless title is made up altogether, like Enterprise Solutions Manager; most valuable use is entering raffles for free lunch.
3 Responses for "Step Away From The Chewbone, And No One Gets Hurt"
Too funny! She is seriously protective of that bone!
I so wish we could get clips and pics of Maggie. She is convinced that it could steal her soul.
I cannot wait to see the Allen, TX version of PC and Mac. You could win a Tubey Award!
How cute is THAT? Don’t mess with Miss Cookie Monster! :-O
That was THE BEST!! Our choc lab was barking hearing her barking! Great fun!!