Snark Bites 5/3

Written on May 3, 2007 – 2:12 pm | by Stacy |

The Princess And The P: American Idol season five contestant and Gary Coleman-lookalike Paris Bennett has a new CD coming out. My mom was not a fan of Mistress P, so naturally, I told her I’d be getting two copies of the CD for her for Mother’s Day. You know, one for the car and one for the house…so she’ll never be without her tunes.

For $1.04 More, You’ll Get Free Super Saver Shipping: On a funny sidenote…the Amazon page reads, “Buy Princess P and get Elliott Yamin at an additional $2.00 off Amazon.com’s everyday low price. Buy Together Today: $23.96″ Really?

Gilmore Girls Is Ending It’s 231-Season Run: To quote the fabulous Dakota Fanning…”I’m not familiar.”

Spider-Man 3 Opens Tomorrow: What rock have I been living under?

I’m Thinking A Cross Between Jarhead And Private Benjamin: Jessica Simpson will star in a new movie about a down-on-her-luck actress who joines the Marines. Wouldn’t it just be easier for her to call VH1 and ask them if she can be on The Surreal Life?

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  1. 3 Responses to “Snark Bites 5/3”

  2. By otto on May 3, 2007 | Reply

    Sheesh. Dakota never said that ridiculous line. It’s from a badly researched “satire.”

  3. By Stacy on May 3, 2007 | Reply

    Really? I’m not familiar.

  4. By WG on May 4, 2007 | Reply

    LMAO.

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dial it down/dial it back: To reduce intensity; often used in reference to a person's behavior; to calm down, relax, or get a freaking grip for God's sake; new millennium version of "take a chill pill" or "chilling out"; when referring to a presentation or sales pitch, to be less aggressive, with the hope the audience will not be aware they are being snowed with a soft sell.

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