Usually You Have To Wait Until After Labor Day To Hear This From Me

Author: Stacy

19 Jun

I saw Christmas decorations today…at Hobby Lobby.

I walk in, looking for fabric-friendly velcro and a frame easel and…I am slapped in the face with three aisles’ worth of Christmas crap, with ornaments being set up right before my eyes.

Christmas.

IT’S JUNE.

Beware all, I suspect the end is near.

Filed under: Happy Holidays

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8 Responses for "Usually You Have To Wait Until After Labor Day To Hear This From Me"

Tess June 19th, 2007 at 8:57 pm 1
What!

I’ve always thought I should open up a Christmas store - you know there are fanatics out there who would be in every week to see what new stuff I had.
angie June 19th, 2007 at 9:25 pm 2
I’ll be right back…must go get the razors for which to slit my wrists…

The end IS nigh…
Rhianna June 20th, 2007 at 10:03 am 3
Holy crap! AAFES will have it out soon enough - which is still TOO soon! Last year they rolled out Christmas crap before Labor Day. Heaven help they find out they’re “behind” the trend!
Ali June 20th, 2007 at 2:58 pm 4
NO!!! Surely you’re mistaken…are you sure they were Christmas ornaments?
Maybe they were just odd home decor tassels…?
Laura June 21st, 2007 at 8:32 pm 5
That is so sad…
Heather June 23rd, 2007 at 12:27 pm 6
maybe it is for Christmas in July!
Jon June 25th, 2007 at 11:58 am 7
When Christmas decoration are available before Easter, we’re all screwed.
Mark July 5th, 2007 at 9:41 pm 8
So did you buy anything?

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