I Suspect It Has Something To Do With Joanie And A Couch Cushion…
As I was flipping around the channels this morning while waiting anxiously for Whatever Happened To Puck and Other Reality “Stars” (or something to that effect), I was treated to a super-sized promo for a new show VH1 is premiering next weekend…Scott Baio Is 45 and Single.
Naturally, this begs the question (literally, based on the promo I saw)…why?
First off, I was stunned that Scott Baio is 45. Then, I realized I myself was on the downside to 36. Oops. They all say the mind is the first thing to go. Anyhoo, it appears Scott has to go through what looks like a two-month, four-step process during which he confesses his sins, apologizes to the girls, chicks and ladies he screwed over and tries to become a “better person,” all with the ultimate purpose of determining whether or not he’s ready to settle down and marry…a blonde bimbo. Really?
I’m still trying to wrap my head around this…Scott’s an aging teen heartthrob who has never been able to commit to one woman, and now he’s scared he’ll die alone. Personally, I’m more frightened he still hasn’t quite managed to shed that “when I grow up to be a man” tween boy facial hair thing. Pray VH1 doesn’t try to capitalize on things more by launching Flav-o of Bai-o.
Although…it would be sweet for Scott to show up on Entourage. After all, Ralph Macchio ‘fessed up to that whole Playboy Mansion debacle…surely Chachi could be involved in something equally Dramarrific.
Allen
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7 Responses to “I Suspect It Has Something To Do With Joanie And A Couch Cushion…”
By Becky on Jul 9, 2007 | Reply
What’s sad are the women that will actually fall for this…
By Ty on Jul 9, 2007 | Reply
Speaking of reality tv…my TV recap buddy…are you watching Big Brother??? No one I know is watching. It is my guilty pleasure.
By Stacy on Jul 9, 2007 | Reply
You know, I have successfully avoided Big Brother since its inception…I don’t even know when it’s on!
By shuey6 on Jul 9, 2007 | Reply
Here is my unqualified prediction: Baio (still hot, BTW) will go through the “steps” and propose at the end of the show. They will get married, and then they’ll get divorced. He’ll get an apartment with Danny Bonaduce and they’ll go to rehab-therapy together.
He does have the most beautiful eyes, though. I saw the ad for the show in US magazine and my little 38 year-old heart skipped a beat.
By Stacy on Jul 9, 2007 | Reply
Ha! Add Christopher Knight into the mix, too!
Breaking Bradychachiducce!
By Tess on Jul 9, 2007 | Reply
I saw that preview. I laughed when the blonde chick who I swear was the first girlfriend of Kirk Cameron’s character on Growing Pains said Scott was the reason she got her first AIDS test. Not funny, but funny.
By Ty on Jul 10, 2007 | Reply
Shoot. You are totally missing out. You would LOVE it. It really is up your alley!
This may not be the season to watch though. Can’t tell yet. The last two casts have been awesome. This one still has to prove itself…BUT if you were interested to check it out…They have all the episodes on CBS.com, and it is on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Sundays. YES, THREE times a week! WOOT! Something to get utterly addicted to in the summer! Thank god for Tivo!