Mark Cuban, Wayne Newton Try `Dancing’ - Forbes.com

TMZ announced the alleged Dancing With the Stars roster yesterday…ahead of the ABC announcement…and was WRONG! I mean really, what were the odds we’d get two 90210 alums, especially with Tori working on her own show?

Who else did they unnecessarily tease us with…Lou Ferrigno…Nia Peeples…Gisele Bundchen (really?)…and Aaron Carter. And after seeing that horrible show about the Carter brothers, I am very happy he’s not on the official list. I could so see him getting all grabby with Julianne Hough. That would anger CU, let me tell you.

I am happy though, about the Mark Cuban choice…if for no other reason than it means all of our local newscasts will make fun of him until he’s voted off, which should be about a week.

My favorite in the bunch though, is definitely Wayne Newton. Every season we’ve had the Awesomely Aging Guy…George Hamilton, Jerry Springer, John Ratzenberger…but…which Professional Partner will they team up with him? Edyta?

Tune in for the season premiere on Monday, September 24!