If You’ve Worked In a Bar, Own a Bar, Or Eaten a Candy Bar, You’re Outta Here
Author: Stacy25 Sep
Capt. UberHusband summed up last night’s episode of The Bachelor with one sentence, in faux-response to Nanny McMallory’s request that Bachelor Brad take off his pants and come take a dip in her swimming pool of love:
I’d take off my pants, but then you’d see that I have no penis.
Yeah, I know the show is formulaic, but in it’s 123rd season I still find it terribly quaint that deluded men and women still think they can “find their soul mate (soulmate? soul-mate?)” in a Malibu mansion, surrounded by two dozen other women and a permanently open bar.
Hey, did you hear Andy & Tessa broke up?
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4 Responses for "If You’ve Worked In a Bar, Own a Bar, Or Eaten a Candy Bar, You’re Outta Here"
Okay .. yeah I’m working hard today (whistle) … Isn’t there just one couple that’s actually gotten married, and I think a baby, since all this started? As you can tell, I don’t watch the show anymore.
Trista & Ryan…she was on the original Bachelor, then was the first “Bachelorette”. They’ve been married for a few years and just had their first baby.
I think Mary and Byron just recently got married…I assume the rest of them have split up.
Seriously, you guys should try Rock of Love b/c the women are even dumber and they do crazy stunts and have them drink so it’s even more entertaining.
But, I don’t know why anyone continues to try these shows when they don’t seem to work out for anyone except Trista/Ryan.
Don’t ask me why but I’m still sucked in to The Bachelor…I guess it’s the girls that are so funny to watch.
What was the girl thinking about when she showed her webbed toes? And the circus girl/lawyer?
What was she thinking???
Sadly, I’ll still tune in next week…