Is your child a nerd? Are you getting tired of having to buy him (or her, this is a new world, after all) new underwear because he (or she) is the target of childhood bullying?

If so, a couple of 8-year olds have the solution for you…that’s right, wedgie-proof underwear!

In the spirit of those tear-away clothes which are all the rage among exotic dancers, Jared and Justin Serovich (who, although cute, do have that dazed look which you only get if you’ve been wedgie-fied) came up with the “Rip Away 1000,” crafted from “rigged boxers and fabric fasteners to hold together some seams.”

Love this! You just need to combine it with this little gem…and this Christmas will definitely be one to remember for your munchkin! Then again, maybe not.