I can always count on Capt. UberHusband to get these Mad Libs going…this one sort of sounds like a Survivor immunity challenge. Plus, looks like someone was paying attention to his anatomy terminology on Grey’s Anatomy Thursday night.

How To Survive a Scuba Emergency

Many people enjoy the burly sport of scuba diving - traveling to exotic locations like Kazakhstan and Thailand and seeing amazing sea creatures like the guinea pig and the boll weevil close-up.

However, scuba diving can be snazzy, particularly if you are on a dive and you suddenly discover that your scuba toothpick is not working. If this happens, using your pinkie toe to point to your tank or to your camera. When a friend approaches, signal that you want to share their camera. You will have to take turns, each blazing with the same camera.

As you do this, candidly begin your ascent to the surface, keeping your coccyx facing up. You don’t want to ascend too smartly or else you could get a condition called “the cars” that occurs when you get trucks into your ring finger.

For a safe diving trip, always check your equipment and be sure to dive with a typewriter!