The Twelve Days of Fafa
(sung to the tune of “The Twelve Days of Christmas”)

On the first day of Christmas, my Fafa gave to me…
a Fafa head, her name is Britney.

On the second day of Christmas, my Fafa gave to me…
Two Grammy noms,
and a Fafa head, her name is Britney.

On the third day of Christmas, my Fafa gave to me…
Three baby bumps,
Two Grammy noms,
and a Fafa head, her name is Britney.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my Fafa gave to me…
Four DUIs,
Three baby bumps,
Two Grammy noms,
and a Fafa head, her name is Britney.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my Fafa gave to me…
Five Spice Girls!
Four DUIs,
Three baby bumps,
Two Grammy noms,
and a Fafa head, her name is Britney.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my Fafa gave to me…
Six nipples slipping
Five Spice Girls!
Four DUIs,
Three baby bumps,
Two Grammy noms,
and a Fafa head, her name is Britney.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my Fafa gave to me…
Seven movies opening
Six nipples slipping
Five Spice Girls!
Four DUIs,
Three baby bumps,
Two Grammy noms,
and a Fafa head, her name is Britney.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my Fafa gave to me…
Eight Fafavision games,
Seven movies opening,
Six nipples slipping,
Five Spice Girls!
Four DUIs,
Three baby bumps,
Two Grammy noms,
and a Fafa head, her name is Britney.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my Fafa gave to me…
Nine celebrity presidential endorsements,
Eight Fafavision games,
Seven movies opening,
Six nipples slipping,
Five Spice Girls!
Four DUIs,
Three baby bumps,
Two Grammy noms,
and a Fafa head, her name is Britney.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my Fafa gave to me…
Ten points-a-missing,
Nine celebrity presidential endorsements,
Eight Fafavision games,
Seven movies opening,
Six nipples slipping,
Five Spice Girls!
Four DUIs,
Three baby bumps,
Two Grammy noms,
and a Fafa head, her name is Britney.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Fafa gave to me…
Eleven baby daddies,
Ten points-a-missing,
Nine celebrity presidential endorsements,
Eight Fafavision games,
Seven movies opening,
Six nipples slipping,
Five Spice Girls!
Four DUIs,
Three baby bumps,
Two Grammy noms,
and a Fafa head, her name is Britney.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Fafa gave to me…
Twelve trips to rehab
Eleven baby daddies,
Ten points-a-missing,
Nine celebrity presidential endorsements,
Eight Fafavision games,
Seven movies opening,
Six nipples slipping,
Five Spice Girls!
Four DUIs,
Three baby bumps,
Two Grammy noms,
and a Fafa head, her name is Britney.