Holiday Greetings From the Home Office
Author: Stacy14 Dec
Dear Santa,
Thank you for delivering a few items yesterday for Capt. UberHusband to wrap today and put under the tree. Things were looking mighty one-sided under there for a bit, and I didn’t want to have to call Dr. Phil to remind CU that some women need to see presents under the tree for more than a week before Christmas.
By the by…Cookie has asked for a kitten for Christmas. I’m not sure where she’s going with that idea, but I think you should probably skip the kitten and get her a new bed.
While I’ve got you here, I’m making my grocery list and wanted to check on your wine and cheese preferences in lieu of cookies and milk this year. Would you rather go traditional with a nice cab, or live it up a bit with a zesty sangiovese? I assume you’re bringing your designated sleigh driver (I won’t tell anyone, don’t worry - your secret is safe with me)?
Let me know…see you in ten days!
Snarkwife
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2 Responses for "Holiday Greetings From the Home Office"
Stacy,
By the time I get to Texas I’m usually in need of something with a bit more of a bite. I prefer tequila and maybe some chile rellenos.
Love,
Santa
Chile rellenos - I’m salivating!
Stacy, my work gifts arrived this week. A mixed case of various wines plus an indescribably large 3L of Kim Crawford Pinot Noir. I may need to decant into smaller bottles and send one to you and CU!