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Written on December 28, 2007 – 9:01 am | by Stacy |

Cookie and Daisy got a box of Kung Fu Fido doggie fortune cookies from CU’s sister this Christmas and - no joke - the things look exactly like fortune cookies. I wondered if they tasted any better than the cookie tripe we generally get from our local Chinese restaurant, but when I saw the “made with real chicken liver!” sticker on the box, I took a pass on the taste test.

Regardless, the dogs loved them - and the cookies actually come with real fortunes. They’re really quite insightful:

“The hardest thing in the world to understand is the tax code and any word other than “sit”.

Confucius say, dog house-broken? Hire carpenter.

The best part? Think about it…someone actually has to sit at a desk and come up with these fortunes. How do I score that gig?

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