snarkwife

Lifted from Ficken Chingers:

This one's easy...just head over to your 2007 archives and find the first sen­tence of the first post you wrote every month.

January

I can’t believe it’s been a week since I last blogged…something strange hap­pened after Christ­mas, and I sort of forgot to do every­thing I nor­mally do.

Feb­ru­ary

So, I had this dream last night...Matt Sara­cen and Julie Taylor were new­ly­weds, and were par­tic­i­pat­ing in some real­ity show for just-​married folks...So You Think You Can Dance Like A New­ly­wed Idol.

 March

Don’t you hate it when your job gets in the way of your blogging?

April

Well…at least I fig­ured out how to add text to a graphic file.

May

I swear, the world is such a funny place...last night, as storms were bar­relling through the area, Dan Henry on Fox 4 News fielded a viewer ques­tion won­der­ing if the storm cov­er­age was going to pre-​empt Amer­i­can Idol.

 June

Capt. Uber­Hus­band and I went to see Knocked Up yes­ter­day morning.

July

In case you’ve been won­der­ing where I’ve been, I real­ize I’ve turned into “that girl”…you know, the one who gets who she thinks has a really cool new boyfriend and then cuts off vir­tu­ally all con­tact with her friends.

August

CU and I decided to flip over to CNBC last night at 8 PM to watch the Fast Money MBA Chal­lenge, which pitts MBA stu­dents from "top busi­ness schools accord­ing to the 2007 U.S. News & World Report Top Busi­ness Schools rank­ing" (which incred­i­bly, doesn't include mine) against each other for cash! prizes!

Sep­tem­ber

I’m guilty of being one of “those people” who likes to lump teenagers into one group - you know, the self-​absorbed mutants who don’t care about anyone except them­selves and pos­si­bly, a roughly 10-square foot radius around them.

Octo­ber

Since I opted to help CU with the pantry instead of study…my free time today is sucked up by school work.

Novem­ber

Last night was really funny.

Decem­ber