I don’t get Gene Simmons. Obviously he must care more about being right and preserving his own ego than helping little kids with AIDS, or else he wouldn’t have gotten his ass fired on Celebrity Apprentice last night. Seriously. I can’t stand Omarosa as much as the next person…but she had no business being in the boardroom, nor did Jennie Finch. What was Trump supposed to do?

In adjoining time-slot news, I’ve said it more than a few times, but ER is better than Grey’s Anatomy this season. The writing is better, the medical cases are more compelling…and frankly, I’d rather watch Neela and Morris trade quips than McSteamy and Hahn any day of the week. I don’t care about any of the couples or hookups on Grey’s anymore even though, Sam and Gates flirting back and forth is teetering on the just-plain-dumb. Just because men and women work together in the same place, it doesn’t mean the writers have to pair up every possible combination.

Favorite scene? At the end…”Sky…Lucien. How’s the water?”