@DFW Accident Allen Stroller v. Sidewalk, Sippy Cup Injury

Traffic: Track Commuting Delays via Twitter with Commuter Feed

So I’m reading this article and at first I think, “What a great way to use Twitter!” because I’m slowly but surely transforming into a total social media marketing nerd.

And then, I thought a bit more…

  • If you’re using Twitter while driving, you’re an idiot. Not only are you an idiot, you’re a dangerous idiot who is probably about four seconds away from causing a wreck.
  • Although, it’s a good thing you have Twitter so you can tell everyone at the moment of impact.
  • Are actual commuters going to use this or is the feed going to be hijacked by people like me and her, mocking unsuspecting drivers with cackles like, “HAHA! Sucks to be you! Enjoy having to leave the house at 6 to be to work by 8!”
  • “0 incidents posted” in Baghdad. Really?


Oh…and the writers strike is over! You would think this would be good news, but now when am I supposed to get my schoolwork done?

2 Comments to “@DFW Accident Allen Stroller v. Sidewalk, Sippy Cup Injury”

  1. Stella Says:

    Wait, wait, wait! Where the hell is the corporate bullshit term of the day? I need it. It makes me laugh in the face of …uh yea. It makes me laugh.

  2. daysies Says:

    too funny! there isn’t one for Dallas… i guess we’re not idiots over here! LOL or maybe we can’t do 2 things at once, like text and drive at the same time. heehee!