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Because even when I go in with him on the weekend to pick something up (which is like, twice a year)…even though there isn’t a soul there, the guy still makes me fill out the visitors form. Really?

security guard:

Wanna-be cops who take their jobs way too seriously and won’t let you in the building without your ID even though they see you every day; after 9/11, these individuals became increasingly fascist and they are not even subject to flirtation or assertion of one’s status, but will still give superhot chicks a pass.

Courtesy of the Dictionary of Corporate Bullshit page-a-day calendar…