Considering a guy in our Florida office has been sending emails to the “office@” email address for the last week or so, letting all of us know the coffee is ready…today’s calendar entry is pretty timely.
However, these emails provide no benefit whatsoever to those of us not in Florida, although one of my Texas colleagues recommended I send out my own mass email telling everyone the coffee was ready at my office, too.
Sadly, I suspect the humor and sarcasm would be lost on those Sunshine Staters.
coffee:
A bitter, often tepid, and sometimes disgusting beverage that often serves, if unconsumed, as a scapegoat for people who say really stupid things prior to 10 AM.
Courtesy of the Dictionary of Corporate Bullshit page-a-day calendar…
February 27th, 2008 at 9:55 am
SLANDER!
I can’t let this stain on an otherwise perfectly good Joe stand!