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You’re So Cute, I’d Like to Snap Off Both Your Legs and Use Them As Q-Tips!

Filed Under American Idol, Capt. UberHusband on March 4, 2008

Reason #554 why I adore Capt. UberHusband:

You know what they need? A Celebrity Deathmatch with Danny Noriega and Christian from Project Runway.

80’s Nite is just horrible on American Idol…Wham, Lionel Richie…what? No Culture Club? I’d pay a hundred bucks to see Jason Castro sing “Miss Me Blind.”

Update: Okay, it’s not that bad…I’m now loving David Cook’s post-Lionel Richie “Hello” enough to download it from iTunes. But seriously…Whamboy and Sanjaya need to go.

I agree. I L. O. V. E. D. David Cook’s rendition of Hello. And I must be a fag hag b/c I L. O. V. E. Christian and am growing fond of Danny. Yup. I’m a fag hag. Ah well. There are worse things.

i caught Whamboy sing while i was making dinner, and he was just awful… then later on that night, hubby was booing at the TV because Sanjaya was on, too.

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