For the record, even though CU left work early yesterday (snowflakes! big snowflakes!)…he did go in on time today.

commute:

The journey to and from work, which, sadly, may be the best part of your day because you don’t have to deal with your coworkers; may also be an extremely excruciating experience because you must sit in your car for an hour in traffic, stand next to a foul-smelling person on public transportation, or carpool with people you hate; at the slightest indication of inclement weather, employees who travel from the suburbs, no matter how close, will use their commute as an excuse to not come in, to work from home, or to leave early.

Courtesy of the Dictionary of Corporate Bullshit page-a-day calendar…