Alrighty. Now that the pesky Spring semester is out of the way, I can get back to blogging.

So what’s going on with all of you? All six of you who have the sticktuitiveness to still swing by here from time to time to see if I’m ever coming back out of the cave, that is. Any big plans for the weekend? CU and I are going to Roy’s tonight so I can get drunk off Hawaiian martinis and then…get this…I have no other plans for the weekend.

Let me say that again…I have no other plans for the weekend. Ooooh, I could just squeal with glee at the happiness saying that brings me. CU muttered something about doing yard work, since it’s the first truly nice weekend of the season…but I guess that’s his idea of how to relax after reading my research proposal fifteen times.

Although I haven’t been blogging all that much, I have been Twittering and Facebooking (thanks, Adelle) a lot. There’s nothing like a good game of Scramble to clear all that nonsense about null hypotheses and literature reviews out of your head, you know? By the by, if you’re on Facebook…drop me an email at snarkwifedotcomATgmail.com and let me know. If I know who you are, we can “socially network.” Isn’t that what the kids are calling it these days?

Speaking of Facebook…ya’ll might want to check your profile’s privacy settings, especially if you have any…um…interesting photos. None of my current cohorts fall under this heading, but a few of my classmates do. That’s what I do - I Google and Facebook (yay! Facebook as a verb!) my more challenging classmates. Now I can see why employers go out and do Facebook searches before hiring people.

Oh, and here’s today’s Corporate Bullshit Word o’ the Day, because I know so many of you have missed these little gems.

wake-up call: A telephone call that interrupts your sleep and is a saving grace for the overworked and hungover who must make a meeting or a flight or be on the trade convention floor at 8 A.M. after a night out with clients; also a metaphorical and unforeseen development that rouses everyone from a collective coma, stupor, or state of denial, such as losing a huge part of market share to a competitor, eight people in a single department giving notice in a period of two weeks, or the skyrocketing number of sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuits.