Finally, Ya’ll Have a Third Choice
Filed Under Decision '08, iSnarkwife on June 25, 2008

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I mean really, now…it does make sense to vote for me:

  • I’m a woman.
  • I’m a Gen X-er, who already knows she won’t see a dime in Social Security.
  • I was Student Council Secretary in high school.
  • I have nearly 3/4 of an MBA, so I won’t be entirely whipped by Big Business.
  • I own a gas-guzzling SUV but don’t have a daily commute to work, so I won’t be entirely whipped by Big Oil.
  • I’m in the upper income brackets now but at one point was in the lower income brackets - so I won’t be entirely whipped by either the Wealthy or the Poor.
  • I was born and raised in California but live in Texas now, so I should be able to bridge the Red State vs. Blue State gap.
  • I swear to God, I never inhaled. Never even came close.
  • I remember to hang the American flag out in front of our house…most days.
  • My husband is a veteran of the War on Terror and Our Perfectly Happy Home. God bless America and our troops!

    • The choice seems obvious, when you think about it. :)







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