Rumors of His Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated: Jeffrey Dean Morgan AKA Grey’s Anatomy’s Denny Duquette, will be back at Seattle Grace just in time for November sweeps. Told you…they’re stuck in a loop. In a loop. In a loop. Not only are they stuck in a loop, but like me they apparently have a soft spot for Season Two. Cue Snow Patrol and Addison’s salmon scrubs.

Is It Too Late To Get a Winfrey/Kindle ‘08 Sign For My Yard? Oprah Winfrey has declared the Amazon Kindle her “new favorite thing in the world.” In response, crazy McCain supporter Ashley Todd commented, “No! I meant the B was for Barnes & Noble!”

Hey Gaydyyyyyyyyy! Jerry Lewis is making all kinds of friends in Australia by implying cricket is a game for the allegedly limp of wrist. Want to know why he’s down under? He’s promoting his latest stage show, which is “a retrospective of his career that includes show tunes with a 24-piece band.” You read that right. Stage show. Show tunes. 24-piece band. I’d mention something about pot and a kettle and the word black, but I don’t need Australia’s Network Ten people distributing this blog post worldwide.

Okilie Dokilie: Ned Flanders from The Simpsons is alive and well, living in Ennis, TX and admonishing Wal-Mart for selling a “naughty nun” Halloween costume. What else could they do? All of the “naughty Ned Flanders” costumes sold out a week ago. Hey, you all remember that episode.